[Image description: A fake movie poster for a movie titled You, Me & Superman starring Daniel Henney as Clark Kent and Rashida Jones as Lois Lane.]
Clark Kent has only lived in Metropolis for two months, but he’s already dodged three dozen bullets, made enemies with the most powerful man in town, and been scooped by The Daily Planet’s star reporter. But even more bizarre than the cake robberies and aliens, is a love triangle between his partner, himself, and, well, himself.
[Image description: In the center of the graphic are three vertical images of the same sepia-coloured photo of Paula Patton in fishnets, leaning against a vanity. On either side are narrow strips of a similarly coloured and repeated picture of Black Canary in mid-kick.]
I am here by royal invitation. That awards me the rank of emissary and all the privileges of that title. If a member of my family is slighted in a public forum, I am within my rights to enact “Admonition by Combat”. In English, I believe it means I can kick the living hell out of anyone who talks smack about my people. Right?
Raceboot | Paula Patton as Dinah Lance (Black Canary)
[Image description: Two greyish green images of American actress Stacey Dash, who is of Bajan, African American, and Mexican descent, flanked by blue drawings of Emma Frost.]
Stacy Dash as Emma Frost. Because
anyone would have been better than January it just works. (I’m vaguely convinced that Ms. Dash bathes in the blood of innocent virgins to maintain her beauty. I believe the Playboy shot was done when she was like 40 zomg. And as I sit here indulging in VH1’s Single Ladies I realise that four or so years later? SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE THIS.)
[Image description: a full-body drawing of Wonder Woman as a dark-skinned woman of colour, standing on a dark grey background. In the upper right corner are the words ‘WONDER WOMAN’ forming an arc over the WW symbol.]
It will never happen but I’m liking some of the things I’m hearing about who they might cast for Wonder Woman.
edit: made the metal more gold-ish…
[Image description: A photo of Nicki Minaj as Mystique. Her skin has been recoloured blue, her hair a dark red, and her eyes a pale yellow. She poses in front of a fence, lit from behind by lights from a bridge, one arm wrapped behind her head as she looks toward the viewer.]
time spent turning Nicki Minaj into Mystique.
yeah, time well spent.
[Image description: A poster created for a fake movie titled ‘Troia’. In the foreground is a smiling Rashida Jones, who plays Donna Troy. Behind her is a black horizontal strip on a blue textured background containing small, black and white images of Gael García Bernal (as Nightwing) and Gina Torres (as Wonder Woman). Above this strip are the names of all three actors. Below it, in large white letters, is the name TROIA.]
Starring Rashida Jones, Gina Torres, and Gael Garcia Bernal
Song: “Sweet Talk” by The Killers
In a world torn apart by war and social regression, there seems to be no more room for heroes. The Justice League has been torn apart by internal strife and no one, not even Wonder Woman herself (Torres), has been able to stem the growing tide of strife. Renouncing her superhero ways after growing suspicion from the public, Wonder Woman adopts her Diana Prince persona permanently.
But Diana’s younger sister, Donna (Jones), has other ideas. With the help of best friend Dick Grayson (Bernal), Donna creates a new crime-fighting force to take up the cause and destroy the evil that has infected the world.
[Image description: Four images of Idris Elba arranged in a grid. Clockwise from the top left he is shown looking fine in a suit, and the succeeding images are of Idris apparently undressing. Sexily.]
Idris Elba for J’onn J’ones (Martian Manhunter)
Did anyone read that issue when somebody asks J’onn why his “human form” isn’t ever a Black person, so he becomes a Black guy for a day and at the end of the issues, decides he’s got enough problems being green and from Mars and afraid of fire, he’ll just stick to being a White dude, thank you very much?
Just me then? Ok…
[Image description: Two images arranged vertically. On the top is a drawing of Wonder Woman, cropped from the nose down to the top of her chest. She holds her golden lasso in her outstretched hand. On the bottom is a photomanip of Gina Torres as Wonder Woman in mid-flight.]
I absolutely played Wonder Woman when I was a kid. I had the lasso, the whole bracelet thing, I even had my twirl down. I just knew that I was going to be taken back to Paradise Island, because that’s really where I belonged. I was this small little Amazon just waiting to express myself, waiting for my true mother to come and get me.
- Gina Torres aka SHE WHO SHOULD BE WONDER WOMAN
[Image description: Two images side by side, the first of Sidney Poiter. He faces the camera, smiling and wearing a black and white suit with a bow tie. The second image is of an elderly Bruce Wayne as he appears in the Batman Beyond animated series. He’s scowling and wearing a black and white suit.]
Sidney Poitier as future!Bruce Wayne from Batman Beyond
Bahamian American actor, film director, author, and diplomat Sidney Poitier as Bruce Wayne from Batman Beyond.
miloucomehome was inspired by Denzel Washington as Batman to cast Sidney Poitier as future!Bruce. I pretty mich flailed in her general direction and made an image. And so, by our powers combined, we suggest Sidney Poitier as future!Bruce Wayne from Batman Beyond. Because it would seriously be awesome.
[Image description: A composite image of a black and white drawing of Jessica Jones over a torn, textured piece of paper. Her arms are crossed over her chest and she is smoking a cigarette. Above are the lines “Breathing in the air / Breathe in the air” written in cursive. On the bottom left is a colour photo of Canadian actress Rekha Sharma, who is of Indian descent. Her arms are also crossed over her chest.]
Rekha Sharma as Jessica Jones; Jewel